either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
either way he was missing a nipple.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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