Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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