Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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