That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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