therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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