dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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