He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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