afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
