I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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