How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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