when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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