i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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