Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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