if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
