just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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