did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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