Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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