I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
