yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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