Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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