ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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