yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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