how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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