Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
where are my eyebrows?
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