just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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