I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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