Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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