Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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