There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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