This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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