No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
