Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Randomize
