Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
