My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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