I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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