i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
