You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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