So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Someone came in the potted fern
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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