White coat. Heels.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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