the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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