There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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