We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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