like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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