he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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