$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just blew my weed a kiss
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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