You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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