what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All I want is dick and wine.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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