with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Are my feet made of real feet?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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