I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
