Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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