Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
