My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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