Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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