Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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