its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
