and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
These tits shall not be calmed
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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