We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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