? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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