There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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