Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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