How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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